GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta talk about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more like just observing. It's a whole scene. You got your regular game, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Like when that skater went barreling into the glass, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And